Some Advice From 1950’s Cave Johnson

THROW SCIENCE AT THE WALL, SEE WHAT STICKS

BLOOD TURNED INTO GASOLINE? THAT'S NORMAL.

WHEELCHAIR RAMPS TOO EXPENSIVE. BUY MOON ROCKS.

INJECT PEOPLE WITH MANTIS DNA, FIGHT AN ARMY OF MANTIS-MEN

JUMP ON BLUE PAINT, BREAK BOTH YOUR LEGS

BUY EXPENSIVE MOON ROCKS, GRIND THEM INTO GEL

INVENT COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS, BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN

LAB BOYS SAY STOP RECORDING MESSAGES. RECORD MORE MESSAGES.

Clearly Cave Johnson made all the right decisions in life… truly his are words to live by!
By Leko

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