Category: Assassin’s Creed

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Ascension of the Jackdaw

The more I see of Assassin’s Creed IV, the more I think Ubisoft fired their QA team. By whacken blight, sent in by Ted.



Ganon didn’t even see him coming! By stephencho

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Video Game Pornos

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me? A collection of video game themed porno box art by Porrskadad (more after the jump, if you really need more of this!)

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16-Bit Rockwell

Thanksgiving… the one time of year when they can all come together without smash attacks! A play on the famous Norman Rockwell painting by Psyguy

[VIDEO] On A Boat E3 2011 MegaMix 44

[VIDEO] On A Boat E3 2011 MegaMix

At first I was skeptical, but after watching this I have to agree there actually was a hell of a lot of boats showing up in the video games at this year’s E3. By FirstPlayUK, submitted by spplmjALOLZ

Carry 500,000 florens, 15 fucking parachutes and only 3 goddamn smoke bombs. 83

Carry 500,000 florens, 15 fucking parachutes…

It probably wouldn’t kill Ezio to rethink his inventory configuration a bit. Hell where is he keeping what he has now anyway? By Logan M.



No no, it’s not inconvenient! We’ll put our whole country on hold so YOU can finally complete your assigned mission. NO NO IT’S FINE not like we have lives to live or anything! By Sean M.

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Homer’s Creed

The three tenants of Homer’s creed: “Stay your blade from the flesh of an innocent”, “Hide in plain sight” and “Do not compromise the Brotherhood.” Of course all of these can be ignored when donuts are involved. By Makotron, submitted by SamuraiPie